• Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like:

"What is a bastard?"
And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.
In the photo below, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.
The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.
 
• Here is why they cancelled Casual Friday's at work
• Is this a picture of the girl's weekend at Tremblant?
• What were they thinking when they put this stained glass in a church?
• No need for a caption here (one looks like Ron M)
• Just got my pictures back from the Halloween Party. That was some party!!
• And what were they thinking when they made this trophy for the LPGA
 
• This is an old one. A receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer.  He started to jam is fingers down in to the printer to get the pen, but I told him we didn't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the HelpDesk. So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note.  About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and  went to investigate. This is what he found.

And finally

• Don't look at this Twister game unless you have a strong stomach.